Originally posted in the massive plot bunnies I will never have time to write, but doodle anyway, located here:

Plunnie name: Harem Boy

Crack level: 7
Summary: Doctor gets kidnapped and sold to a harem of the Queen of an alien planet, which turns out to be Rose, back from the other universe. Unfortunately, he's got to vy with 20 other males to get a night with her, since she has no interest in the harem, pining away for him!

So, yeah. This went from doodle to coloring practice to full scale DEVIATION. After leaving Martha back on Earth, the Doctor decides to do some soul searching, and revisit his attempts to get to through the Void. Unfortunately, one of his contacts turns out to be a little less than savory, and ends up selling the Doctor to the Palace of the Living Goddess to part of the royal harem. He's bound and gagged and taken into the palace, and captures a glimpse of the Goddess herself- Rose!
But the Doctor finds out just because he's part of the harem doesn't mean he's going to see Rose anytime soon- turns out, the Living Goddess is still mourning the loss of her other half, the Oncoming Storm, and rarely sends for comfort from the harem (which she's actually using as a way to save those who get illegally kidnapped on the planet).
Now he's got to best 30 other men to win her for a night!

I wish I had more time/inspiration. Since I don't do what you will with the plunnie.

2 hours for linework, 10 for colors.